A Topless Pizza (Re-post from 11/6/11)

I went to a pizza restaurant today and pick up a pizza I had ordered; it was nothing unusual for a normal football Sunday for me, but when I was paying for the pizza I saw a girl sneak from the kitchen to the restroom topless. After clearing my throat, I pulled my schedule book out of my pocket and changed next Sundays football viewing location.  That made the over-priced pizza worth the price.