I was walking out of the book store today, and I saw a male and female couple sitting on the sidewalk in front of the liquor store. They were kissing, so I thought to myself, well that's there business, and kept walking. By the time I had walked half way to my car, I heard noises from them that sounded like two steam engines getting ready to collide. I could not help myself, so I turned around and saw clothes flying through the air. Apparently these two, either drunk or exhibitionist, love makers were ready to take flight. They just kept going full steam ahead till a police car drove up. Both of them were wrapped in blankets and placed in opposite patrol cars. After the show was over, I got my happy ass up and was opening my car door. I was almost in the car when a, questionably, friendly police officer started asking me questions about what had happened. I told the “nice” police officer in GREAT detail what I had seen, or, I should say, what they had done. Over all my day was pretty good except for when the police officer made me erase the pictures off my phone. Hey, I’m only human.
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