I received a phone call today from one of my college roommates. It had been awhile since I had heard from Van, and was glad to hear from him. He was quite a character in college. He was also a proven fact that the human body runs like clock-work. How you ask! Let me tell you. Every night we were in college he would pass gas, break wind, or fart (however you would like to say it) at 10pm. And at 10pm, there was an obscure cable station with a TV show that made us laugh until we cried. I don't care if we were studying, partying, or just sleeping. Van would have a huge ass explosion that was like an alarm telling us to turn on the TV. We actually started making money by taking bets on his nightly ass explosions when we were broke. So what did I learn in college? I learned that an ass explosion is not just funny, but shows what a wonderful piece of biological machinery that the human body can be. Oh by the way, Van admitted, except for daylight saving time, he still has a 10pm ass explosion every night.
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