What is Black Friday: a shopping rush, a time to under pay for something that might not work on Christmas, a knock down drag out fight, or the only day/night of the year that some people crawl out from under their rocks? With all the pros and cons that exist on Black Friday, I must say today was the funniest thing I had ever seen. My friend and I went out in to the mad crazed rush, not to shop, but to watch the people fight over the crap they will probably have to bring back after Christmas. It is like a free viewing of the gladiator games in the commercial retail coliseum. As my friend and I stood in the electronics department at the commercial retail coliseum, I said, “You know what would be really funny?”
He said, “What?”
“I would love to see what the crowd would do if I yelled there are three new 52’’ high definition flat screen TVs on sale for $20 each in sporting goods!”
“Don't do that dude; they will kill us!”
But low and behold, there was a kid that heard half of our conversation and yelled out what he heard me say. I swear I had never seen a bigger heard of cattle at one time in the same place. Thank God no one got hurt. My friend and I were laughing, while trying to keep a straight face, as we casually left the store like we had seen absolutely nothing. If we had known the kid was going to yell what he did, we would have filmed it with our phones and made it a youtube moment. Hey, maybe next year?
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