Fifteen Years In The 4th Grade

I love to watch TV shows and feature films just like the next person, but when a TV show has a long life it really makes me wonder what the characters could become.  I like the TV show South Park, by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and love the shows main characters; for example, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny.  This year, 2011, is the 15^th season that South Park has been going strong and the 15^th year the main characters have been in the 4^th grade.  They should be finishing their Masters Degrees this year, in our current space-time continuum, but that’s real life not South Park.   Just call me crazy but I would love to see if Cartman becomes a politician, or if Stan becomes a Botanist who grows some great weed that puts him on the cover of High Times Magazine, or if Kyle becomes Steven Spielberg’s Lawyer, or if Butters becomes a high school councilor, or if Kenny lives in a plastic bubble to help protect him from dying.  Let’s not forget Wendy.  I would bet my left nut that she either gets knocked up by Stan or becomes a lesbian.