A Topless Pizza Part 2

Yesterday was a normal football Sunday, but like I wrote on the November 6, 2011 post (please re-read), my football viewing pleasure would take place at the pizza restaurant, Jack’s Pizza Shack.  The girl, Amy, who I saw sneaking to the restroom, has willingly cut her hours down on her work schedule because her alternate income, selling Amateur DVD’s of herself, is more satisfying.   Although her DVD’s are amateur, I must say the production quality is mighty pleasing.  Since Amy was not there on Sunday I watched the football game, ate some overpriced pizza, and drank a few beers.  While I was watching the miserable running game that drove itself in the dirt, I was over hearing a few of the waitresses talking.  They referred to customers as bellybuttons.  I could not help but interrupt their conversation by asking them how in the hell are customers bellybuttons.  They plainly replied that customers are either innies or outties , entering the restaurant or leaving the restaurant.  I laughed, drank a few more beers, and lost twenty dollars on the lousy football game.  Even though I was out twenty dollars, it was not all a loss because I at least had another DVD to add to my collection.