Sunday, November 20, 2011

Santa: The Serial Killer

Have you ever seen a skeleton with a bow on its head, a turkey with an arrow through its heart, or Santa Clause chopping off a human’s head with a bloody cleaver in his hand?  I am surprised we do not see advertisements like that during the last three months of the year.  Every year the three holidays: Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, are merged closer and closer together through advertising.  I can understand a company wanting to be first and have its foot in the holiday season door to make money, but let’s not make a cluster f*** out of it.  Before long we will be watching advertisements of Santa being possessed, holding a Rambo machine gun, and mowing down flock after flock of wild turkeys.  Then someone will take the idea and make a movie out of it.  Only in America!

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