What A Schmuck

Well I lost $60 yesterday! Football Sunday was a crash because the team I was betting on was a sure win, but lost. I didn't bet Amy because I know my luck, and I needed my car today. Although I did have my car today, I ended up wishing I didn't. I had a meeting that I attended, parking my car in a parking garage. After the meeting, I went out to my car, and saw the words Limp Dick written on my car windows in lip stick. My car door was unlocked, so I looked inside to see if they had stolen anything. Everything looked intact, but I found a letter from a woman setting on the front seat. I opened the letter, read it, and looked at the pictures enclosed. I laughed because it was a letter from a lady wanting a divorce, and had the pictures of her husband cheating on her. I suppose a private investigator must have taken the pictures because he must have used a lock pick to get in my car. After I cleaned my windows, I drove to Joe's Tavern, and told all the guys what had happened. We all had a good laugh about the schmuck and his dumb wife. Makes you wonder why people get married anymore.