Date A Dollar

Have you ever been on a blind date before?  They can be fun at times, but also be an expense that turns out to be a total failure.  There are certain things that I always listen for when people try to set me up on a blind date, and if any of these red flags show their true colors, I refuse to go on the date.

1)      She has a great personality – That means she's either as ugly as Godzilla or as fat as Orca.

2)      The president of college social movement or party – That means she either hates men and doesn't want to date, or she is a lesbian.

3)      She has either studied law or passed the bar – That means she is going to be overly anal about everything from her water glass at dinner to the theater chair in which she sits.

Take it from a man who knows how to save a dollar.  If you don't read the flags, a blind date can be your worst nightmare.