I never thought I would do it! One of my friends talked me into using Twitter to connect with other people on the Internet. I could not help but give it a try. I signed up on Twitter, and tweeted everything that I had posted on my blog, My Lampoon Life. This is where it gets dangerous; I started wondering what all Twitter was actually used for.
Is it used by people transporting Illegal Aliens into other countries?
Transporter: Meet at the fence by the River.
Multiple Illegal Alien Replies: We have the five chickens for payment.
Transporter: No chickens, American Money only!
Multiple Illegal Alien Replies: We have no America Money!
Transporter: No cash, no pick up!
Multiple Illegal Alien Replies: We have no cash. Do you accept credit cards?
Transporter: Only American Express!
Multiple Illegal Alien Replies: We never leave Mexico without it.
More to come…
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