Mascot Rumble Of 2011

Today started off great, and I was able to keep to my morning schedule.  I had a meeting at Shmeckler's Bean Café that turned out to be as promising as I thought it would.  The coffee today at Shmeckler's even tasted better than normal, almost living up to its overpriced reviews.  In whole, I think this morning could not have gotten any better till I saw the best mascot rumble of 2011, Shmeckler's Bean Café versus Carl's Coffee Extravaganza, and it made me almost choke on my coffee.  OK, they are both coffee houses; one is for the “hip” crowds while the other one is a dive strip club trying to use the coffee to get people in the door for business at all hours.  Shmeckler's has a mascot that looks like a big walking coffee cup that talks to everyone on the sidewalk, while Carl's mascot looks like a huge pair of walking boobs that has Carl's Coffee printed on the bra and pass out flyer's.  Although Carl's Coffee Extravaganza is a dive, they were selling coffee cheaper than Shmeckler's Coffee Café and stealing a few of their customers.  Besides watching Chic's strip while drinking coffee, I think Shmeckler's has a better atmosphere.  The Rumble that took place was over the two mascots arguing that they were each getting to close to the others establishments to try and steal customers.  They would argue, here and there, then make a few bumps at each other until it broke out into full fledge war between the two mascots on the sidewalk.  This is where I almost choked on the coffee.  The walking coffee cup was throwing blows at the huge walking boobs.  The Boobs then ran toward the coffee cup, and actually jumped in the air pouncing on the coffee cup. They then started rolling on the dirty wet sidewalk still throwing punches at each other.  Now how many people can say they have actually seen a walking coffee cup fight a pair of walking boobs? I am not sure how many, but I can say I have.  Only In America!