If Santa Clause did exist as a living being, do you think he would carry a gun when delivering all the presents on Christmas Eve? Unless he has some magical powers or carried a wand like freakin Harry Potter, he would have to have some form of protection other than his reindeer. I am sure if he went down a chimney in a high crime rate neighborhood, there would be a conflict arise. If a fat white man in a red suite broke into anyones house with a huge bag over his shoulder, what is the probability that someone thinks he is trying to rob them. Lets put it this way, the odds aren't in the fat mans favor. I am sure there would be gun play in Santa's history of delivering presents! As a matter of fact, I wonder how many people would have actually been shot by the fat man. I am sure all the deaths would be covered up by the media. Santa's job would be very stressful, and I bet he would be very doped up on anti-anxiety pills. There's probably a nerd elf that programs his delivery path and the reindeer are led by a GPS system. Besides the commercial attributes that Christmas has adopted, lets not forget what it really means, and not forget our families. Christmas is a time for families and beliefs. Merry Christmas!
Hank Epstein
I wonder what type of gun Santa would carry?
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