This morning I woke up with a headache that hurt like... I cannot even think of how to compare it. I walked into my den and saw a pyramid of beer cans on the coffee table. Looking towards the front door, I saw an Animal House baseball cap lying on the floor. Oh yeah, Andy, and I were watching a movie. There is an old black and white movie, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Andy and I watch sometimes and get so drunk we can't stop laughing. I guess, last night I was so drunk I passed out.
I made a pitcher of coffee, sat on the sofa, and turned on the TV. I pushed the pyramid of beer cans off the coffee table and sat my cup of coffee down as I was channel surfing. Since I had destroyed the pyramid, I found some darts on the table that Andy brought over last night. Andy's darts are something he had concocted and was thinking about looking for a factory that could make them to sell.
The Andy Darts, he has not found a catchy name for them yet, are made so you can throw them at the TV screen and they stick with a suction cup. Note: Only TVs with a solid screen are workable with Andy Darts. We had fun last night, to the best of my memory, in being the first person to hit specific things with a dart when they appeared on the screen. Each time the loser had to guzzle a beer. We had to buy beers from my neighbors twice, if not more, last night. I am not sure who won. I have a meeting he will be at tonight, so maybe he will remember.
Ok, back to this morning, I was channel surfing and remembered I still had the news stations. I called and tried to cancel them yesterday but it did not work because of the channel plans in which they had available. My head was still hurting like... I still have not scale to compare it to so I grabbed a bottle of hot sauce from the frig and every time certain people popped up on the news stations I would hit them with darts and take a hit of hot sauce. In ten minutes, my head did not hurt anymore. I was shocked. Wow! I will have to try this again on the next hangover I have.
Hank Epstein
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