Thursday, September 24, 2015

Weekly Newsletter From Walley's

Walley sends out  a newsletter once a week.  Like I explained on 9/17/15, Walley's is a hole in the wall bar where the only people who show up are the people who know life and have been through it more than their share. He likes to look at us like a secret group that trades ideas or just tell each other to fuck off if we don't agree with others view points. He keeps us posted on any new things that might be informative... If there is nothing of interest for him to put in his weekly newsletter, he only sends one joke under the title.  I am not sure where he gets these jokes, but they usually make me laugh so hard I cry.

This week there was no joke in the newsletter,

The newsletter only had a short paragraph.  Charlie (must read the post from 9/17/15) had passed away and had no family. Being the good old fart Walley is--He had Charlie cremated, and is now in an urn sitting between a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bottle of Jim Beam in front of the huge mirror behind the bar. There is more to Charlie than most people know and more than most people would ever be able to know.  We are all going to pay or respects to him today at 2:30 pm.

Charlie this one is to you! Take care my friend!

Hank E.
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