Battle Royale

I'm headed to Orlando, Florida. I think Mickey, at Disney World, and Harry Potter, at Universal Studio, should have a Battle Royale!

Hank E

East Meets West

Hank @MyLampoonLife Oct. 

It's amazing how much Hollywood and DC have in common. The majority of projects worked on are complete failures. It's all about the money!

Hank E

Late Night

Hank @MyLampoonLife Oct.2

Damn, it's 2am, shouldn't you people be sleeping. I'm the one with the drinking problem.

Hank E

What It's About

Hank @MyLampoonLife Oct.1

My Lampoon Life: What It's About

Hank E

F%@# Off

Hank @MyLampoonLife Ocr.1

Someone told me to try and clean up my twitter language. I told them to fuck off. Maybe I should run for president.

Hank E

Names Are Funny

Hank @MyLampoonLife Oct.1

I just had a thought. The two guys that do my webpage are called The 2 Web Stoners. Their names are Bob and Tommy. What a coincidence.

Hank E

If Only

Hank @MyLampoonLife Oct.1

The internet is such a useful, but scheduled science. Now if I can only get my 10 year old nephew to teach me. Hank E

Kicking The Art

Hank @MyLampoonLife Oct.1

I just got home--Late night meeting. I opened the door and accidentally ran my foot through a $6450 painting I bought 3 days ago. Shoot me!

Hank E