The Personal Touch Video

This is how I feel sometimes!

2012 Election

I think I found out who I am going to vote for in the 2012 election!

App Of All Apps

2012 the year that has an app for everything, except the Mayan calendar end of the world count down. There always seems to be a large number of downloads for the Harry Potter, Twilight, or World of Warcraft count downs; so why has no one made an app for all the people who believe in the 2012 date when we all put our heads between our legs and kiss our ass’s goodbye. Do they think it would cause mass hysteria, or does anyone, who has the knowledge to program, think that no one would actually believe such bullshit?  Have you ever heard of the pet rock?

Fortune Cookie

How do you know a person is smart?  Their favorite color is green, and their favorite number is three.  Anyway, that's what I read in a fortune cookie.  Just go with it!

Out Of Order!!!!!

Out Of Order!!!!!

We have our best technicians trying to fix the problem, so please be patient.  The problem is bigger than Eric Cartman's ass, and that alone is pretty damn big. I know Americans are patient because they have been waiting for 3 years for Washington to fix problems they keep making worse.  Tune in tomorrow and find out if A) Washington finally fixed the problems they gave America, B) Eric Cartman's ass got any smaller, or C) someone sobered up to use the computer correctly.

Out Of Order!!!!!

Tired and Goofy

Today was really fucked up.  I only got three hours sleep last night, and had to be at a work spot at 6:30am.  I finally got to the point where I was running on adrenaline and was acting very goofy and laughing.  I wish someone had filmed me because that would have made a great youtube moment.  Oh well, probably better it wasn't filmed because I don't remember what all I said.  Goodnight!

Mickey Mouse

An icon is a very important symbol or person that represents a business, organization, or idea.  There are many icons that people see every day, and can name what they stand for: the digital window for Microsoft, a fat, bald, idiot as Homer for the Simpsons, and A mouse for Walt Disney.  Who would have thought a short mouse, that has a voice so high it sound like he had been kicked in the nuts multiple times, is the icon for such a large company. It's shocking that PETA has not said something about Mickey being kicked in the nuts.

2012 Prediction!

2012 will either be Shit Happens or Karma is a Bitch!

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

Drive safe and sober!  No, I did not get a DWI, and this is not a public service announcement!

Hank Epstein